Shaloms Blog

I have added the first 6 books to my books page. I don’t know if you have read the Dune saga but if you have not you should give it a go. There a great read and some of the best books I have ever read. As soon as I get a chance I will start putting other great books up. I think the next will be the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both..
Be strong, honey. ‘I love you!’
His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck – he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
‘Be strong, honey. "I love you, too!’

Ok I had my first day of the new semester last night. I’m taking MA 103 and HE 109. My math classes are Mondays and Wednesdays and I’m taking health on Thursdays. My math teacher seems very laid back and like he knows a lot and will be a good teacher. I’m not so sure about my health class because i haven’t taken it yet. But so far I feel pretty good about this semester.

On the condo front I have some pretty good news. Last night after class I got a ratified contract. What that means is that both myself and the sellers(there are 3 of them) have agreed on a price and have both signed the contract. Now because it is a short-sale(foreclosure) we have to wait for the bank to give us a final yes or no on if I can actually buy the place. Once that is done I just have to get the loan underwritten and go to settlement. All in all I think I will be in my new home by my birthday.