Shaloms Blog

Ok so this Saturday I was heading down to visit mom with Angel and our dog. I’m cruising along Rt.4 like I always do when my car started to vibrate. I’m thinking maybe my tires need to be balanced and keep going. Eventually it gets so bad I pull over twice and check my tires. Everything looks fine but I decide not to risk it and turn around to head home. I make it maybe 5-6 miles and my back drivers side tire shears off all 5 lugs and falls off. I go sliding across the lane and end up in the “shoulder” if thats what you can call it since 90% of my car was still in the lane. Thankfully this guy was behind me and saw what happened. He put his flashers on and helped keep the crazy ass drivers out there from hitting me till the cops showed up. Unfortunately the cops wouldn’t let me wait for dad to get there with his tow truck so I can to pay $175.00 to get my car towed 2 miles to a parking lot where dad came and picked us up. Fortunately no major damage was done and we ordered the parts on the way to dads shop, put the new studs on and were on our way about 45 minutes after getting to the shop.

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both..
Be strong, honey. ‘I love you!’
His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck – he was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
‘Be strong, honey. "I love you, too!’

OK so I normally do go in for chain letters but this one is kind of fun and helps you get to know your friends better. I started out only being 10 things and people but by the time it got to me it was 30 and 30. If you haven’t already gotten this post it to your facebook and force your fiends to do it to. Here is mine

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 30 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 30 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1. I see dead people
2. I’m buying a condo
3. I once thought I was abducted by aliens but then found out I just had gas
4. I only voted for mcain because I wanted to sleep with palin
5. Somewhere between working 2 jobs and school my life quietly commited suicide
6. I am agnostic and yet I have a copy of the torah that I am trying to finish reading
7. I want alot of kids
8. Before I die I want to goto Japan or Taiwan
9. I like giant robot anime
10. I can’t sleep without the hum of my computer in the background
11. I sometimes think I’m heading in the wrong direction(unless i’m heading for a beer then i know I am but I do it anyway)
12. Beer makes ugly people somewhat less ugly
13. I want to lose 40 pounds
14. I don’t party like I use to because I can’t say no once I start
15. I think Israel is the most beautiful place I have been
16. When I was in Boston Ray Ramono was my bus driver
17. I have been laid off twice by the same company
18. I once closed a store early to have sex in the back
19. I’m not a playa I just crush alot
20. I love music but can never remember the name of the bands
21. Unless I use someones name alot when I meet them I will forget it before they leave the room
22. I alsmot fell asleep while losing my virginity
23. I love zombie movies
24. When i first got my license I backed into a police car and left before anyone found out
25. I have been to every state on the east coast except florida
26. I have terrible spelling
27. Tennasse is the longest damn state I have ever had to drive through
28. I have grey hairs and don’t care
29. I want to be a ghost hunter
30. I once took a car of mine up to 140mph